Well hey there, kids! Yup, this is the first post. I am no longer a virgin to blogging. What a strange and unusual feeling this is! Speaking of first times, I can't stop thinking about how magical my first time in the sack was. Yes, that's right. Thanks to a tiny flask of malibu coconut rum and a very forgiving (and confused) girlfriend, the cold concrete basement of my high school gymnasium quickly turned into a hot and steamy labyrinth of love. Already the succulently executed beats of Ginuwine ring fresh like sweet sweet honey in my ears...